Bunny grooming

What has happened to me last month.
1)
Me : A? No way! If I were your daughter, Will you give me A?
Professor no.1 : You should get all A+ If you were my daughter.
Me : How old is she? your daughter.
Professor no.1 : 7 years old.
2)
Me : What? B+? Can I retaking this course for next semester? PLEASE!
Professor no.2 : Don’t email me.
3)
Me : Five A and Three B+. Sorry dad.
Dad : No A+? What will your young siblings learn by watching you?
Sis : I knew it! Idiot! Mwhahahaha
Mom : Break up with your boyfriend right now.
4)
Friend : I’m gonna die.
Me : Why?
Friend : Look, I got A. damn professor.
Me : How about other subjects?
Friend : A+
Me : ……
5)
Mom : Are you good at studying?
Boyfriend : I… guess so..
Mom : Good! You’re handsome.










